It's My Rubber Seat - I Should Have Used it First!!!!!

Check this out. Again, nothing like two old men going at it.

OldMan1: I paid 17.99 for that seat! It has 3 temperature settings, a shiatsu massager, and a timer that tells me when to turn it over!

OldMan2: When you gotta go, you gotta go! And it wasn't that smooth of a ride anyway!

OldMan1: I'll show you a smooth ride - to arms! I was bare-knuckle champion in 1803!!

OldMan2: You might have the reach, but thanks to that rickety seat of yours I'm at least 10 pounds lighter!